H-Hallo everyone! I'm here!

Don't just freely grope someone's arse you-aaah---! -flushes at Denmark's smack, rubbing his ass a bit, glaring hatefully at the other Nordic before jumping at Faroe's touch- FAROE!

Denmark stop teaching her things like that! It's not lady-like! Faroe don't ever do that again.





< jeez I go away to buy stuff to make my Norse cape and watch the Olympics and what do I come back too? double gropage WTH?! >

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *doubles up with laughter* that was excellent Faroe!

But Norge's right you can't do that just to anyone *puts an arm around her and nods* but hey ya sure can do it to him haha

U-Uwah! I'm sorry Noreg! Not lady-like... Okay I will stop!

*blushes near Denmark and is torn whether to listen to Denmark or Norway* ....

( YOU KNOW WE LOVE YOU )

Welcome Faroe! ^____^

Denmark stop filling her head with bollocks!! -punches him in the gut-

hey stop teaching her violence Norge!

Well at least that way she'll know how to defend herself! Far better then any of the perverted crap you're pulling.

-rubs his belly- she's smart, she knows how to defend herself! Yer the one teaching her to beat up blameless and perfectly respectable older brothers! And it was a perfectly innocent smack Norge! It's only perverted if ya make it so!

That was by no means innocent you ogre!

China:

Hello China! Thank you ^^

Norge&Den:

H-Hwa!! I'm really really sorry! P-Please stop fighting... I'll stop being bad and work extra hard! *her head is still drooping low, feeling responsible*

Faroe... we always fight, it's not your fault. You just don't remember it.

*hugs Faroe tightly and pats her back* It's not yer fault, hen, it's not yer fault. Norge's just mean but ya have to take him as he is. *turns and mouths to Norge 'look, what you've done'*

((hahah i love all the bad parenting XDD))

-glares daggers at Denmark before sharply kicking him in the back of the knees-

See! What did I tell ya? *covers up Faroe's eyes*

*t-teared up a bit to the 'always fighting' part*

M-Mkay. And Noreg is not mean... *wipes and then beams at both of them* It must mean that both of you must love each other very much!

A-Ah? it's dark!

We certainly do not love each other. -continues glaring at Denmark-

*uncovers Faroe's eyes* Yeah, well. Some people just express it differently! But hey Norge's right! What we feel for each-other is far greater than love, am I right Noru? *grins impishly at Norway*

.................................................... -stares blankly at Denmark- if by farther you mean farther below, then yes.

Aah stop arguing, big brothers! *takes Denmark's hand and Norway's hand with her other hand* L-Let's be happy together?

that's music to my ears Faroe!

........... -rolls eyes looking away-

cheer up mr. sourpuss!

Have you ever seen me happy?

Yes actually! Plenty of times! Not in the over the moon sorta way since you probably thinks it's disgraceful! But it yer own Norge way, right? Well...I sorta reckon...you didn't have much to be happy about...

-narrows his eyes, tempted to punch him again but resisting- ....damn right I didn't.